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todays date: 03.10.10
todays time: 03.03.20 pst

How demotivated are you?

1.	When you wake up in the morning do you ask yourself
	What will this glorious day have in store for me?
	Is that shirt clean? Does it smell? Ahh.. no one will notice.
	Why bother going to work, I'll just lose the money anyway.

2.	If you had one day left on earth, what would you do?
	Tell everyone I loved them, and spend the day with them.
	Ponder if you should do laundry.
	Kill yourself, avoid the hype.

3.	You're at the supermarket with one item on your list. What is it
	Flowers
	laundry detergent
	What list??

4.	Your friends want you to go to a movie with them. You:
	Say yes immediately!!!
	tell them maybe if your laundry is finished
	why bother? they are all the same.

5.	If you could be any pokemon character which would you be?
	meowth because its oh so cute!
	that one... you know... with the big eyes.
	who gives a shit?

6.	Your next vaction will be to:
	Hawaii so I can work on my oh so perfect tan!
	Cawker City, Kansas to see the world's largest ball of twine
	the mortuary.

7.	Your favorite possession is:
	Locket your mom gave you
	chewing gum.
	"Florance, Alabama: Possession of an Illegal Weapon" citation.

8.	People often call you:
	loveable, sweet, and a wonderful human being
	lethargic, sluggish, but still worth a good laugh.
	they don't even bother with you.