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todays date: 09.08.10
todays time: 09.11.49
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Welcome to the Demotivated Columnist section. Feel motivated? Want to talk to someone about it and get a response? Write us and tell us all about your demotivation, life, or otherwise worthless existence. Feel free to read through what other people have submited and then be sure to submit your own at the bottom of this page.
| 09.15.03::: |
| Question: Yesterday my boss walked by my office and asked what my tasks here at work are. What should I do? They are getting on to me! |
Advice: I recommend you watch the movie Office Space and learn to be more like Ron Livingston's character.
Just thinking of his demotivated personality brings tears to my eyes!! |
| 06.09.03::: |
| Question: I'm motivated to demotivate others, but now I am going against the principal of demotivation by being motivated, so I thought of stopping, but that requires motivation!! How can I save myself from this twisted circle of cruelty? |
| Advice: just go back to sleep... sleep solves everything. :) |
| 05.12.03::: |
| Question: No question, just the following:
"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down."
-Woody Allen (1935 - ) |
| Advice: True... very true. :) |
| 05.12.03::: |
| Question: why dont you close this site and kill yourself ? Why bother to demotivate others? |
| Advice: It takes a lot less effort to keep it up then to take it down. :) |
| 05.12.03::: |
| Question: Is there a point to actually eating the cheetos when they just come back out anyway? |
| Advice: Yea, they make your fingers orange and then you can put orange stripes on your cat. Fun for the whole family. |
| 02.03.03::: |
| Question: I'm suicidal, but also lazy. Isn't it easier to just live motionless than to go to all the trouble of killing myself?(i.e. buying razor blades, or climbing stairs of a building, or loading a gun. . .etc) |
| Advice: Totally, I would just do nothing... eventually the rodents will start to pick away at your rotting body! :) |
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