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todays date: 07.03.09
todays time: 07.31.58
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Welcome to the Demotivated Columnist section. Feel motivated? Want to talk to someone about it and get a response? Write us and tell us all about your demotivation, life, or otherwise worthless existence. Feel free to read through what other people have submited and then be sure to submit your own at the bottom of this page.
| 09.15.03::: |
| Question: What should I get my mother for her birthday? |
Advice: You should get your nipple pierced, a tattoo of a penis on your nose and bring her the best gift of them all... get bring home a baby that you had with your 60+ year old significant other!
Oh, and ask to "borrow" 10k for the cost of the baby... she will understand! :) |
| 09.15.03::: |
| Question: hey you. do u think i'm as demotivated as u? i can't even believe i was motivated enough to type this. |
| Advice: No, you are not demotivated enough... Hello, I have worked VERY hard doing nothing. You can never been as lazy and demotivated... so scamper off and go er... screw it.. do nothing, get fat and find some lowlife to want you. |
| 09.15.03::: |
| Question: what is the best way to demotivate others |
Advice: Simple, tell the person in question that you will help them and then don't. When they ask for your advice... tell them you just don't give a rats ass.
Eventually they will get the point. |
| 09.15.03::: |
| Question: I felt demotivated so I settled down with my apathy and fetched some cheetos and vodka... but the additives and alcohol made me motivated.
I want to be demotivated again but I just can't get motivated enough to do anything about it. And getting that motivation would destroy the whole point of the exercise.
Now I feel confused. I blame you and your cheetos.
What do I do? |
Advice: Drink more vodka until you pass out.... only when you are totally trashed will you truely be demotivated. In fact you won't want to do anything for days!
And if you do, take 5 shots and call me in the morning. (er... don't call me... I won't answer!) |
| 09.15.03::: |
| Question: Strange. I am a VERY open-minded person but I don't find your site amusing at all. Sorry. If you have really TRULY suffered enough from major depressions, along with enough serious challenges in your life, you too would question the humor or purpose in this. Even to accept it as sarcastic humor or as reverse psychology. Be grateful you have enough modivation/opportunity to even set such web site. Its a shame you couldn't put your potential to better use. Are you that bored with life? |
Advice: Obviously you have missed the point of this site...
First, that is one HELL of a long question to ask... You bored me at *I*.
Hrmm... after thinking about it (eck, did I just say that?!)... maybe you would be a great addition to the site.. After reading this post I seriously don't want to read any more for a very long time! Let alone respond!! THANKS!!
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| 09.15.03::: |
| Question: All my life i wanted to be a somebody... Iguess i should have been more specific...
milo |
Advice: Awww.... you are well loved here, and we think you are somebody....
WHAT THE HELL!! GO AWAY... we don't care!! :) |
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